Hi, I thought I'd use this to introduce myself.

I'm Amy Turner from North Wales,
I go for chocolate if all else fails.
I like to travel in the fine company,
Of my boyfriend Stokes to North Italy.
But this year I hope to go to Brazil,
And I just realised nothing rhymes with Brazil.

I love Doctor Who - David Tennant's the best,
If only, if only he'd take off his vest.
My eyes are green, my hair is brown,
I'm annoyingly pale but I don't tend to frown.
I love Dr Feelgood, Bowie and Free,
I listen to music constantly.

So in my spare time I play piano, guitar,
But my limited talent don't get me too far.
All day and all night I eat sour sweets,
(The ones from Asda are the bestest to eat)
There's nothing quite like dozing all day,
Tucked up in the covers of my soft bed - hooray!

I've always been lazy - I can't think of a time,
When I've ever left bed before quarter to nine.
I work in Tesco in Wrexham - A town
Where chavs roam the streets beating old ladies down.
I'm sometimes quite crazy, (That's what my friends say)
But I think they're lying - Waaarghaaar!! -     I'm Ok!